November’s a pretty hard month for me emotionally, so I figured, may as well put
my body through a little hell too!
On November 1st, 2016 my daughter and I set out on a 30 day planking
challenge.
The challenge starts at 20 seconds on day 1 and you work your way up to a 5
minute plank on day 30. Going in, 5 minutes seemed unfathomable to me. It wasn’t
until about two thirds of the way through that it started to feel semi-feasible.
Going into the last week, I knew we were going to pull it off.
This started out like most things in my life, with a Google search. I searched
for one of those challenge image / infographic deals (like this one) that
are always floating around. Wanting a bit more satisfaction by way of checking
off boxes on my phone, I hit the Google Play store and came across the 30 Day
Plank Challenge Free app.
I didn’t end up paying for the premium version of the app even though we used it
for the entire month. The app’s audio ended up being quite spotty and it never
once sounded an alarm when we finished our time. They even had the audacity to
show a banner ad immediately after I shared via the app (which contained a link
back for them). Oh yeah, and the stock tweet text had a fucking typo.
So the challenge did have rest days so it wasn’t 30 days straight through. It
was usually on the 6th or 7th day and you usually repeated days once or twice a
week. The last week was pretty aggressive taking you from 4 minutes up to 5
minutes over the final 3 days.
Something I loved about using the app was the ability to Tweet every day I
finished the challenge. Even though I didn’t have a ton of feedback on it, the
few hearts I got made me feel like a champ.
What was also great was when I got called out by this savage asking for
pics. He was joking, but I did send him a minute long video of my daughter and I
battling it out against gravity.
Speaking of savages, my daughter was a fucking rock from day 1 to day 30. At one
point, I think it was around 2 and half minutes when I just couldn’t hold on.
She had some encouraging words and gave me some tips on how to power through it.
Third time around ended up being a charm that day and her tip helped.
Protip from the munch: Slowly count up from 1 to 10, counting in tens each
time. So 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20, etc.
That day was the only day that took more than one try. But that’s not to say my
planks were perfect. No sir! I can do a few minutes without budging, but after
that I end up moving around a bit. Pushing my ass in the air or alternating arms
made things more bareable.
The wife started the challenge with us but petered out around the 90
second mark. I had encouraged her to just keep doing the 90 seconds on our
challenge days but she eventually fell off completely.
My boy also hopped in somewhere mid-month. Got all cocky telling me
about how he was able to do a 90 second plank. Calling him out right now, he
didn’t keep going from there so even though he could do a better plank than me
on day 1, the kiddo and I conquered the mountain by going all the way.
Day 30 was like Wrestlemania at Casa Sherman.
Fun fact, Eye of the Tiger is just over 4 minutes long. Slap a minute of the
Final Countdown on there and you have…
The Ultimate 30 Day Plank Challenge Soundtrack!
And you know we took a victory lap around the kitchen afterwards.
High fives all around, we did it, but not without some pros and cons. Since I
hate writing conclusions to posts, let’s start with the cons so I can end on a
high note.
The most notable issue for me was that my right shoulder started popping a bit.
On rest days, it would be fine and on work days I would be fine until I did the
plank. I wasn’t really in pain but it was noticeable and a bit of an annoyance.
And hopefully not a major issue.
The other issue was that my elbows got super dry and scabby. This other
savage said that I should try using a mat. The last week we ended up
using some yoga mats we had laying around. The damage was already done so it’s
hard to say if they improved conditions.
That said, still unsure who practices yoga in my house ¯_(ツ)_/¯
On to the positives. Doing something as simple as a plank with my daughter was a
great way to bond. She helped keep me on course and we got to try to figure out
the best thing to do while planking. We tried reading, audio books, music,
counting even just conversing. That soundtrack though.
The physical changes over 30 days didn’t start showing up until about half way
through. My arms and legs started to tone up and my waist and abs started to
show some definition. No Ryan Gosling or anything, but I felt good about myself.
Also noticed that even though I was feeling skinnier, I was carrying a little
more weight than usual. Muscle? Ego? Who knows. I do wish I had taken a before
picture, not a life changing transformation but enough to warrant a before and
after.
So that’s that. My daughter and I survived the 30 day plank challenge. This
month we’re going to keep at the 5 minute planks and starting on January 1st
we’re going to start working towards a 10 minute plank as her 2017 goal.
