Being a Florida Man in a past life, I absolutely crave the water. Not the beach
per se, I can do without the sand.
I’m talking about that sea breeze, the salt in the air, and of course the angry
Being landlocked in Texas the past few years has really helped me to realize
that you can take the man out of Florida, but you probably can’t take the
Florida out of the man.
With that, the closest thing I have in my life to the ocean, is access to a
Sure we could go to one of our lakes, but while nice and all, isn’t nearly as
convenient as being able to drive only a few minutes to get to the pool.
It takes my wife longer to “get ready” than it does for us to get there. Oh and
since it’s a community pool, it’s not my responsibility to have to do the
general maintenance and upkeep.
Sure, I have to share the pool, but it’s a small price to pay. Not only that,
I’ve come up with some ways to make the most of my “work from pool” time.
My typical “pool rig” or “what’s in my [pool] bag” looks like this:
- Sub-$200 Chromebook – Currently on a Dell Inspiron 11 inch POS.
- Bluetooth Speaker – My favorite purchase of 2016 is a necessity.
- Phone – Currently on a Pixel 3 after my Pixel 1 shit the bed.
- E-Reader – Currently rockin’ a Kindle Voyage that Noah Kagan graciously bought
me during my Sumo days.
- Beverage(s) – Real talk, it’s usually adult in nature, and against some rules.
I did mention that I’m from Florida 😉
That’s all I need to be crazy productive by the pool. Sometimes I swim,
sometimes I don’t. Usually I just get some shit done.
The Bluetooth speaker doesn’t need a ton of explanation, I like to play music by
the pool. Hardly anybody else does, so there’s rarely any competition for the
Phone’s also a no brainer, everybody has their phone on them, always. My phone
doubles as my stereo head unit as well as my Internet life-line for the times my
provider’s hotspot is on the fritz.
The sub-$200 Chromebook is really my piece de resistance of my pool rig.
Last summer I was still using an 11” Macbook Air that was nearly as end of life
for macOS updates. Since I used my iMac (also nearly as end of life) as my daily
driver at home, I didn’t mind bringing it to the pool and risking it getting
Now that I have a killer System76 Galago Pro as my daily driver for
work and side hustle, I don’t necessarily want to risk having that by the pool.
Hence, the Chromebook, lovingly referred to as our “Crapbook” or “Craptop”.
This isn’t meant to be a review of my Chromebook, but for real, it’s an absolute piece of shit.
It’s under powered by design and that’s the absolute beauty of it.
Since it’s a terribly underpowered system, with what I consider a trivial price
tag, it’s perfect for being by the pool. If it gets wet and breaks, sure I’d be
a little saddened by the event, but overall, no big deal.
That said, as I wrote the initial rough draft for this post, I was splashed with
water twice, and then crop dusted with sunscreen, some of which got in my eye
and caused a lovely sting.
Here’s proof of this alleged “work”:
This is where the “beverage” comes in. Chillin’ by the pool with an icy
beverage, hard to get me ragefaced.
So this “Craptop”, am I able to get stuff done with it?
Certainly. But definitely I pick my battles.
I’m not on here trying to build the next social media behemoth, leveraging
containers and building code with
webpack or anything remotely like that.
I’m living in Chrome, knocking out blog post drafts.
I’d prefer to be running Brave, which is my browser du jour these days, which
does run on Chromebooks, but it’s just not nearly as compact, even in full
screen mode. It’s a small price to pay to squeeze a few extra pixels out of this
tiny ass screen.
Since Neovim is my text editor of choice, I am a bit out of sorts because I’m
just brain dumping inside of a Google doc.
The system, albeit slow, is also more than enough to enter my life tracking
stats, reply to comments and even post about being at the pool on Indie
I have the Linux app installed, and at one point did a proof of concept on
getting it to handle my dev environment. It does, but while chillin’ at the
pool, just dumping words out of my head is the path of least resistance.
If the aforementioned beverage makes typing too hard, I still have my Kindle to
fall back on and catch up on some reading.
Thus far, I’ve talked about the “what” of my pool-side rig, but not the “when”.
I think the “when” is the most important.
During the week, when most people are either in school or work, the pool is
pretty much DEAD. Nobody to contend with, no sunscreen in my eyes, nothing.
Even during the summer, the morning shift at the pool is a skeleton crew.
One of the advantages of working from home. During this time, it’s nice and easy
to bring my main rig out and hack away on work stuff.
Evenings and weekends, that’s when the lighter weight Chromebook is more than
Evenings especially tend to be somewhat heavy at first, then tapers off quite
quickly. Even though it’s summer time, parents still don’t want to be out past
dark in Texas for whatever reason.
Pretty sure they are just scared of coyotes. Florida Man don’t care, though.
Evenings are especially great because the weather is cooler, even in the summer.
The sun goes down over the horizon. Less sun means less sunscreen.
I’m a big fan of avoiding the sun vs. slathering on some potentially harmful
agent that our Neanderthal ancestors never required.
So that’s how I work by the pool.
I limit the scope of what I work on based on my current rig and I focus on
enjoying the weather and maybe a beverage or two while not sacrificing much in
terms of productivity.
Blog drafts eventually make it to Neovim for scrubbing before launch and my
kiddo is extra happy that you’re going to the pool quite regularly.
I failed to mention that we go to the pool damn near every single day while it’s
You can’t call it a benefit if you don’t use it, right?
I’m always looking for more tips to improve my life, so if you’re an avid “work
from pool” type, I’d love to hear about your best hacks and tips, comment below!