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Find the largest value in an array with PHP
Last week we discussed how to find the smallest value in an array so it seemed fitting to discuss how to find the largest value in an array. As we previously discussed back in the day you would have to [...]
How I doubled my investment with GAW Miners Hashlets
I can already hear the sneers of skepticism from my readers as I write this post. I know at least one person will fail to read the entire article and post some shitty comment about how GAW Miners are running [...]
Find the lowest value in an array with PHP
Finding the lowest value of an array is a pretty common task in PHP, especially when you are dealing with things like scores or money. In the old days before PHP 4, finding the lowest value of an array meant [...]
How to convert an array to a string with PHP
Converting an array to a string is a pretty frequent task when programming. Whether you want to join some sentences into a paragraph or just smash the values into some sort of hash, you can do so very simply with [...]
Depth vs. duration of friendships
This was supposed to be one of those grossly introspective posts that was originally drafted while at that "perfect" level of inebriation (somewhere on the down slope of Ballmer Peak if I had to guess ;) Well, simply put, fuck [...]
sudo without password
I've recently run into deployment scenarios where I need to have a unprivileged user account execute something privileged like restarting nginx. Sure, I could just do things with the root account, but most of my deployments are done via SSH [...]
Days until Christmas in PHP
The holidays are upon us so it's time for my obligatory holidays themed post! Keep in mind that the title may say Christmas but you could apply this same logic to any holiday or date of your choosing. $christmas = [...]
How to reverse a string with PHP
Reversing a string in most languages is a pretty trivial task. In PHP we have a dedicated strrev function to do so: $string = 'This is my awesome string!'; $reverse = strrev($string); But what if this function didn't exist? How [...]
Blogging from your phone
Why an I blogging from my phone? Well it's been a very busy weekend and I wanted to give this a shot. It's amazing that we have the technology to be able to do what I am doing right now [...]
Node.js on the command-line
To start, let me put it out there that I've drank the kool-aid and have been doing a ton of hacking with Node.js (and soon enough, IO.js). I'm going to save the details for another post though. So an observation [...]